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Score: 9
Zombies - The Beginning

"Woah..."

date: July 14, 2009

What the shit? Only 6 bullets? Come on, what the hell? I appreciate the ammount of detail put into this game, but at a certain point, it just becomes overly difficult because you have to do everything perfectly to progress. How about a one shot kill if you hit them in the head? Or just no ammo limit? Everything else worth mentioning has already been posted, so all thats left to say is this is a VERY good game. Especially for someone your age. I'm only a few years older and if i were able to make a game like this, well, lets just say brix would be shat...

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Score: 10
RetroShoot

"AMAZING"

submission: RetroShoot
date: April 14, 2009

is the least i can say. Look forward to the next one. :) Oh, i made it all the way till level 21 before i died. Those fucking...erm...orange blobs from space? yep....

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Score: 10
Atakachik!

"what..."

submission: Atakachik!
date: April 7, 2009

the...
fuck??????

Was i just brutally molested by a giant retard throwing chickens at me????

*rubs nipples and puts on whore makeup*

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Score: 10
Robot Dinosaurs

"AMAZING!"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs
date: April 7, 2009

wow...perhaps the greatest game ever????? I THINK SO! Even when you look at the overall stupidity of it, you realize it's just one big joke. there for, lulz insue soon after... Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Amazing game~!!!

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Score: 10
I'm a Scat Man

"Ohhhhh dear..."

submission: I'm a Scat Man
date: March 29, 2009

I love that song! The music was great and the animation even better...wait...is that clown waving his dick at me? Nevermind. I liked this little animation, please make more. Don't really know how you can improve upon this, but i'm sure there's someting. Not enough boobs? Perhaps more clown penis?????? idk.

And btw, when i scrolled over the "play again" text, my speakers were up. So um, my parents send their regards...

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Score: 10
Zombie Infection

"nice"

submission: Zombie Infection
date: March 27, 2009

I liked the whole vomiting blood thing. And true, they're not the traditional zombies, but zombies none-the-less! In my opinion, these things are worse then zombies...the run, have infinate stamina/ energy, vomit infected blood, and you trn into one almost instantly. So nice video. 10/10 for the story and artwork. Keep up the good work!

June 8, 2009

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Thanks a bunch man

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Score: 10
This Game is a Joke 3

"wow"

date: March 20, 2009

Amazing job. Not enough scat porn. Try to fix that if you're making another one. You gotta tend to all people of newgrounds when uploading games, even those with flamboient poo fetish's

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Score: 10
Nanobot

"eh, not nearly the best"

submission: Nanobot
date: March 19, 2009

but i liked the art. And that alone gives you a 5. But i have a MASSIVE poo fetish, so you get a 10. Maybe more poo next time? Perhaps an apperance by the Scat Rat himself?

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Score: 10
Days 2 Die

"Amazing to say the least"

submission: Days 2 Die
date: March 18, 2009

10/10 for game play and everything assosiated with this game. But somethings bothered me and in one instance lead to my death.

Basic facts about Zombies:
~ Zombies can't run
~Zombies can climb up stairs
~Zombies can't climb up ladders
~extremity shots don't do diddily shit to a zombie. Let alone 'kill' it.

I just brought that up because i was stupid enough to put down my base right around a freaking ladder. thinking to myself "oh, if i get over run, i'll have a sure way out"..... and yes, i didn't consider zombies falling down on me.

So yeah. Amazing game. i loved every second of it. (except when i had to wait the second or two for the mini gun to warm up...lawl)

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Score: 9
Pedo Bear Catch

"lulzzzz"

submission: Pedo Bear Catch
date: March 14, 2009

It gave me quite the giggle at 3am. But none the less, i would like to see mroe Scat Rat. What if you combined the two...Pedo-Scat perhaps? JUST SAYIN'...

Overall i liked th egame, but it sped up to quickly without the slow down thing falling once. So, unless that's just random, maybe fix that. Or not, it's fucking Pedobear after all...it's kinda hard to go wrong with pedophiles selling children...right? lul

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