beastpimp's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Civilizations Wars]

laggy

It makes game play impossible after the octupus level. Other then that HUGE thing, there's nothing about this game i don't like. In fact, i've come back to play it several times now. And every time i come back, i like it even more.

Is there even a quality thingy on here? If there is, i couldn't find it. :(

[Parashoot by TeknoZombi]

MUTE BUTTON!

music is god aweful... mute that shizzzz

teknoZombi responds:

there is a mute button. M. it says it at the bottom of the screen on the gameover menu.

[Infectonator : Christmas]

amazing game!

Basically, my strategy was level up speed all the way and get the infection add ons (through walls and through people thingys) and you were pretty much unstoppable.

[Atakachik!]

what...

the...
fuck??????

Was i just brutally molested by a giant retard throwing chickens at me????

*rubs nipples and puts on whore makeup*

[Robot Dinosaurs]

AMAZING!

wow...perhaps the greatest game ever????? I THINK SO! Even when you look at the overall stupidity of it, you realize it's just one big joke. there for, lulz insue soon after... Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Amazing game~!!!

[Nanobot]

eh, not nearly the best

but i liked the art. And that alone gives you a 5. But i have a MASSIVE poo fetish, so you get a 10. Maybe more poo next time? Perhaps an apperance by the Scat Rat himself?

[Days 2 Die]

Amazing to say the least

10/10 for game play and everything assosiated with this game. But somethings bothered me and in one instance lead to my death.

Basic facts about Zombies:
~ Zombies can't run
~Zombies can climb up stairs
~Zombies can't climb up ladders
~extremity shots don't do diddily shit to a zombie. Let alone 'kill' it.

I just brought that up because i was stupid enough to put down my base right around a freaking ladder. thinking to myself "oh, if i get over run, i'll have a sure way out"..... and yes, i didn't consider zombies falling down on me.

So yeah. Amazing game. i loved every second of it. (except when i had to wait the second or two for the mini gun to warm up...lawl)

[Pedo Bear Catch]

lulzzzz

It gave me quite the giggle at 3am. But none the less, i would like to see mroe Scat Rat. What if you combined the two...Pedo-Scat perhaps? JUST SAYIN'...

Overall i liked th egame, but it sped up to quickly without the slow down thing falling once. So, unless that's just random, maybe fix that. Or not, it's fucking Pedobear after all...it's kinda hard to go wrong with pedophiles selling children...right? lul